Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy A 5.8 QUAKE ROCKED WASHINGTON D.C., NEW YORK CITY, AND SURROUNDING AREAS AS FAR SOUTH AS GEORGIA AT 1:51 P.M. EDT TUESDAY AFTERNOON. PRELIMINARY REPORTS RATED THE QUAKE AT 5.3, BUT THEN IT WAS UPGRADED TO 5.8. THIS IS ONE OF THE EARLY [...]

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