Jimmy Kimmel is great with kid interviews & pranks, be it bad Christmas gifts, pretending that their Halloween candy was eaten, or in this case. his new Lie Detective #1 series. Using an obviously fake lie detector machine right out of a 1950′s sci-fi flick, Jimmy gives a unsuspecting boy a very fake lie detector test, buzzing the kid when he denies peeing in the pool, questions about school, and even loving puppies.
Those Darn Birds!
My caption for this picture on my facebook pages this past week was “This audience is not impressed by this flasher:)” Lot of comments on this post on my pages this past week, including “Got milk??”, “Udderly unimpressed”, “They’re looking at her like, “HAH! only TWO?”, “Cowabunga!!”, “That flasher will stay in their mammories forever!”
Your worst parking garage nightmare becomes reality when this poor woman has three accidents in less than 50′ and less than 3 minutes…and none of them involving anyone else. After receiving her entrance ticket for the parking garage, the driver accidentally accelerates & smashes into the side wall. But then continuing to accelerate, scraping & destroying her driver side car body until she smashes straight into a concrete wall! The car slowly rolled back, & the woman exited the car, shaken, but after reaching back into the car for something & leaving the car door open, the car started to roll back down the incline after seemingly being knocked out of park & scrapes down the side wall to an ultimate stop, but not without tearing the door off backwards.
This photo really hit a nerve this past week on my personal & fan facebook pages, maybe with the U.S. Open in San Francisco this weekend! My caption for the photo said simply “Shhh…Shhh! He’s Putting!” Comments ranged from “he’s burning up the course” to “he’s on fire”…to my favorite “”Fore!”…”Fire!”…it’s just one letter…”
The latest music fad is everyone to their own version of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”, and sure enough, it’s even gone to the dogs as Corgi Rae Jepsen takes on Carly’s hit “Call Me Maybe”!
My favorite words to live by from Horace Greeley: Fame Is A Vapor, Popularity An Accident, RIches Take WIngs, Only One Thing Endures And That Is Character!!! This facebook post this past week got a huge response with everyone commenting on it & sharing, including one observer who added “Character is how you behave when nobody’s watching.”
Did you know you’re at least my 50th cousin…seriously…take a look at this video as one of the Internet’s greatest nerds, VSauce, explains that if you traverse far back enough, we all share at least one distant cousin.
This photo-story had the biggest number of likes and shares on my facebook pages this past week which is why I called it appropriately “Semper Fi!”