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AND NOW THE GOOFIEST LEGAL QUESTIONS EVER ASKED AN ATTORNEY!
Attorney Lawrence B. Fox is the author of a hilarious series of books including: “There’s No Justice Just Court Costs,” “The Confused Lawyers Field Guide,” “Has My Lawyer Called Yet?,” and “No Noose Is Good Noose.” Here’s his list of some of the goofiest legal questions ever asked:
” I am about to apply for a senior citizen dog license discount. When exactly does a dog become a senior citizen, and is that calculated in dog years?
” The sign said Fine For Parking, so I parked there. Shouldn’t it have said Not So Good To Park Here?
” When I die, can I be buried sitting in my Jaguar? I’m willing to buy three extra large side by side cemetery plots so the funeral director can back the car right in, pointed toward Heaven.
” The cop said my eyes were bloodshot when he arrested me for drunk driving. Can he do that if the left one is made of glass?
” If I’m working under the table, do I have to report that income to the county child support office and the IRS?
” I had a vasectomy and my wife had her tubes tied. Then she got pregnant. Can I sue the doctor and make him pay for the kid until he graduates from high school? What if he wants to go on to college?
” I was having dinner at this restaurant when it caught fire, so I took my meal out to the parking lot and ate it on the hood of my car. Do I have to pay for it?
” Can you write in my mother-in-laws last will and testament that she wants the cheapest funeral in town?
” I’m 70 and the judge just sentenced me to 30 years at hard labor! How am I going to do all that time?
” The bank just made a mistake and put a $10,000 deposit in my checking account. Is it true what they say, Finders keepers, losers weepers? I can afford to pay you for your advice if you give me the right answer.
” If I donate my pancreas and nobody wants it, where should I put it?
” Can I fight my test results for crack cocaine, if I can prove I only do heroin?
” They scheduled me for court on my employers dress down Friday. Will the judge understand if I show up in my bowling league sweat pants?
” If you don’t win my case, are you going to send me a bill?
” Last week they took my horse to the dog food plant by mistake. Can I get her back?
