While Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie weren’t on the menu, nominees including Kate Winslet, Sean Penn, Penelope Cruz, Josh Brolin and more were on hand Monday to dine and dish about the upcoming Academy Awards.
IN CASE YOU MISSED JENNIFER HUDSON’S SUPERBOWL NATIONAL ANTHEM!
STEVE MARTIN TELLS DAVID LETTERMAN HE WAS ON THE HUDSON RIVER PLANE!
AND ONE FINAL LAUGH FOR TODAY
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, Two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, ‘What happened to you?’
‘Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.’
‘I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the Cow’s’ butt. Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!’
