03/02/2008 @ 10:00pm PST Monday Morning, March 3rd! This week, I'm filling in for vacationing Gary Bryan and the morning crew from 5 to 10 a.m. all week long on KRTH 101! You can win Eagles/John Fogerty Concert Tickets, and play "Beat The Pump" to win up to 101 gallons of free gas! "BUZZ" Amy Winehouse back on drugs again, and win a date with Scarlett Johansson. "PHOTO GALLERY" Beautiful Morgan Brittany graces my studio with "Dallas" stories.
Back to the 2 a.m. alarm clock this week as Gary Bryan and his morning crew take a vacation. John Bruno with traffic and Michelle Roth and the news round out our morning trio. Eagles/John Fogerty tickets, plus Four Tops and Temptations tickets up for grabs too. Take a look at this Four Tops-Temptations clip from a few years ago to get you in the mood.
PLUS, PLAY "BEAT THE PUMP" AND WIN UP TO 101 GALLONS OF GAS AT 8:30, THEN LISTEN FOR ANTONIO AND "THE OFFICE OF THE DAY" AT 9:35 EVERY MORNING!
I GOT CALLS AND EMAILS AFTER THE "HUSBAND STORE" STORY FRIDAY MORNING, SO IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE YA GO!
So a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1:These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and love kids. The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but she is compelled to go on. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are gorgeous, and help with housework. "Oh mercy me!" she exclaims. Still she presses on to the 5th floor where the sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are very handsome, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor where the sign reads:
Floor 6: you are visitor 68,978,733 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the Husband store owner opens a New Wives store across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex,
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.
BASEBALL'S OPENING DAY ISN'T THAT FAR AWAY AND TEAMS ARE GEARING UP.......
"BUZZ" Amy back on drugs again, "Semi-Pro" tops the box office, Prince Harry safe at home again, Scarlett Johansson up for grabs on ebay, and Justin Timberlake in a speedo. "CLIPS" my Friday morning call on KRTH to help the morning crew with their speeding tickets, "GALLERY" Actress Morgan Brittany in studio with "Dallas" stories, and "TALKBACK" has more memories for KRTH listeners!
